of Past and Future Pennsic Wars
No Pennsic War would be complete without its share of outrageous
rumors. To say the least, it's part of what makes the War the spectacle
that it is, as rumors (from the most obscure to the absolutely true)
become their own topics of conversation on the Rialto and SCA events for
the entire year outside of the War. The ones below are a random collection
of items from previous years. Where possible I have tried
to help discern fact from fiction, but no guarantee is given towards
accuracy or truth.
The material published here should be considered only for its entertainment
value and to help you become popular at SCA events while you use this as
a guideline for idle conversation material when things get boring.
Additional material for this page is most welcome; you can send it to me
using the comment form.
Only rumors that I have heard or can immediately confirm as true or fiction
will be published. Your submission will be credited if you request.
- More for the rumor mill from Down Under.
Your Lochac reporter.........The Swan
The Lochacians (Australians) loved Pennsic so much that they are
planning another "Lochac Invasion of Pennsic II" for 1998. An advanced
party of the those "New Zealanders" (a name used by aussie's when they
get caught getting into trouble or drinking to much or both) will be
landing at Pennsic XXVI to check out the lay of the land, again.
(Fact) Australians have been attending Pennsic in force since Pennsic
XIX and the numbers have increased every year. Australians pay an
average $3500.00 to attend Pennsic. They must love it and all its
(Fact) They have introduced special events to Pennsic such as;
- The "Wack-a-Roo" Tourney
- Down hill sled racing in red carts
- Milk skulling
- The Aussie beach party complete with beach and sharks
- and last but not least, special sign posting.
Aussies can normally be found by talking to the Coopers. They normally
know where we are living.
- Vampire Teeth Banned
- (confirmed) Even the merchants are not free from rumors.
The merchant autocrat staff made a decision to prohibit the manufacture
and sale of custom made "vampire teeth" which had been a popular trade
at Pennsic for several years. Investigating the prohibition myself,
I learned that the ban was instated by Cooper Merchant-crat Staff out of concern for
liability. Also stated was that none of the merchant booths offering
the service had mentioned it on their application form.
That same year I learned that commercial massage therapy and
chiropractic were banned by the merchant autocrat staff,
also for reasons of liability.
- New Site for Next Year
- (untrue) This rumor is for the seriously bored, or the absolutely
unimaginative. Yes, there may be some truth that alternative sites are
considered each year, but unless the Coopers themselves decide they no
longer want to host the SCA, Pennsic War will not leave Cooper's Lake.
Besides, if Pennsic were moved to another place, I'll bet that hundreds
(or thousands) would still show up at Cooper's Lake next August, just
like a Monarch Butterfly migration.
- I'm still amazed by how well discussed this rumor is! On the Rialto,
it's become such a popular topic that they have been calculating dollar
figures down to the last porta-john trying to "build" a new site. There
are even some people who are looking for land to meet the need. My
suggestion: get one of the permanent Renaissance Festival sites to host
an event like Pennsic - they are already equipped to handle large
capacity crowds (camping would be tricky though).
By the way, if you're really bored enough to keep passing on this
rumor, why don't you get on a computer discussion forum and talk about
the phone company's proposed "modem tax" ? *grin*
- Pennsic Capped at 10,000
- (unconfirmed) According to many sources (none of them authoritative)
there are certain laws in the area that will restrict how Pennsic War
can be conducted when it reaches 10,000 attendees. Although it is true
that either Pennsic XXVI or XXVII will hit this number (the war grows by
about 3-7% per year) there is no truth that anyone will be turned away
simply because 10,000 tags have been given away. Many of you may have
noticed that last year's badge contained five digits instead of the
characteristic four, which probably means they were prepared for the 10k+
contingency this year.
- The final count at the Troll Gate for Pennsic War XXIV was just over 9,200
tags issued. This number was within 50 of the previous year.
- (submitted by Brendan a.k.a. James Sheridan-Peters)
Lady Kristin looked into the Pennsylvania regulations for 'towns' that
exceed 10,000 people as a service to the chirurgeonate and found
that while there are indeed regulations governing groups of that size, they
include things like 24-hour security presence, 24-hour medical presence, a
disaster plan, etc. that in nearly all respects are already covered and
have been for years. I believe (without the details) that the disaster
plan was the only requirement that the SCA did not already have in place
and this has since been dealt with (to the best of my knowledge).
- Only SCA members admitted
- (unconfirmed) Though certainly a possibility for future wars, it has
not been the case in the past. The SCA may be moving towards this for
next year or later, as they have been providing on-site membership service
for the past two Wars. This year, the difference in admission fees between
members and non-members was $13.00. Through my many shifts at Troll Booth,
I noticed that about three-quarters of all arrivals were current members.
That the SCA would require membership for attendance to Pennsic War
should come as no great surprise, but I firmly believe that if this rule
is instated, there will be a way to register on-site at all times.
- I should note that the current on-site registration service opens later than
the troll booth by several days, so people arriving early do not have
the option to join on-the-spot and save $13.00. No matter what the cost -
always remember that the Troll Booth for Pennsic War will always
be cash, credit card or travellers cheque. Never expect to pay your site fee by personal check. And yes, the picture ID was strictly enforced this year.
- Coopers trying to spoil Gulf Wars
- (unconfirmed) A rumor floated about this year that members of the Cooper
Staff contacted the farmer who owns the site of the Gulf Wars event and
tried to coerce him to raise site fees. This rumor was allegedly started
by a disgruntled Pennsic merchant who complains about having to pay both
a site fee and a booth fee. Get Real. Booth fees for most quality craft
shows in Mundania are several times the cost of Pennsic.
- After posting this rumor here, I have had at least two additional people
mention that there may be truth to this story. As a result, I changed the
status to unconfirmed.
- Chivalry Lives on the Battle Field
- (submitted by Malacarb of Bruce aka "Tombstone")
Here is a small bite of a rumor I heard up on the battlefield the day
of the belted & unbelted battles. This is about MoonWolf of the Midrealm
and a Marshal. I do hold MoonWolf in the highest regard, who I have both
fought against and talked shop with on many occasions with Adian (and
Abetten)from his Rangers, After the belted & unbelted battles, a friendly
battle of belted vs unbelted was organized. During engagement, MoonWolf
was being pressed by 3-5 unbelted fighters. (I don't know the exact
number due to Rumor spend, I have heard up to 8 fighters were after him
at once.) A marshall was helping a fighter off the field when Moonwolf
accidentally ran into the Marshall. Because of the Great Shame he felt in
hitting the Marshall, MoonWolf performed a great act by killing himself
upon the field.
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